• Wanna rip the twisties but your back says “I’m in pain?” A adv bike will carry you in absolute comfort while you laugh at them crotch rocket riders knowing they will suffer after the day.• Cops spots you and think of pulling you over on a adv? Probably not as this fellow is in full high-vis head to toe, state-of-art $40k spaceship looking bike. Obviously he is a good responsible rider.• Grocery shopping? Pfff, treasure chests storage space for days son.• Night riding? Show em the power of 100k lumens auxillary LED Sunlights, the dark roads soon will turn into daytime and for sure, cars can spot you 20miles away. Other riders will be jealous on how “safe” of a rider you are. (Cries as those light pods cost you $2k to plug and play)• Off road? Bad urban roads? Haha it’s fun, look at me rip!• Buying motorcycle gear has never been so fun! Gotta pick “Light colors” or “High-vis” for maximum safety. Oh, it must be gortex, waterproof, heated blah blah blah blah blah (Spends $6k on color matching top line helmet, gloves, jacket, pants and boots)• Bikers will probably think this astronaut looking fellow probably communicates with mission control to navigate to the nearest cafe. via /r/motorcycles https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/fmuq85/summary_of_owning_a_adventure_bikeadv/?utm_source=ifttt
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