People sitting on your motorcycle stories.

I always enjoy reading how others handle seeing strangers sitting on their rides. Personally i always try to be civil but not without feeling very annoyed internally.Here is a story of mine :I was working security at a private school. The elementary kids would be brought in by their parents every day for English lessons(hi from Greece btw). Now some of them would arrive earlier because shit just happens. Out of all the kids there was this one little dude that i loved. He was a bit louder than the rest of the kids but who cares he was a kid and whenever his lesson would end he would come out and play with his friends, always respecting my request to stay away from the road to avoid cars.3 months into the job i got my Yamaha R3 and started taking it to work. One day i came out of the school building to find the little dude leaning on the motorcycle saying stuff like "you like it? yeah just got it brand new" obviously having fun with his friends. Now of course i didn't reprimand him for it since the bike was in gear so a 10 year old would have to try REEEEALLY hard to make it fall on its side. However i wasn't above trolling him a bit. So i quickly got my key out and activated the alarm. The dude instantly jumped away from the bike and tripped.No injuries thankfully, i laughed about it with him and his friends and they all got a picture on the bike at the end.​Just a nice heartwarming story to get this going. Your turn people. Calm, friendly, violent, troll-ish anything goes. GIVE. ME. SOME. STORIES!!! Thanks in advance :) via /r/motorcycles https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/b8w1pz/people_sitting_on_your_motorcycle_stories/?utm_source=ifttt