What is it about selling a motorcycle that attracts the biggest idiots?

I’m selling one of my bikes and it’s the worst experience of my life. I put it up for a reasonable price (400 below kbb and also the lowest price compared to every bike that’s similar) but everyone wants to get the craziest deals offering me 1,000 below my asking price.To my hilarity, it’s always “bro I’ll take the bike for 1500 cash NO QUESTIONS ASKED!”Like dude what did you think I’m asking for? 1500 skittles? It’s craigslist you’re supposed to show up with cash so what do you think people show up with?And what’s with the “no questions asked” shit. My ad clearly states I have a clean, notarized title ready for the buyer. What is this some back alley drug deal next to the FBI headquarters?Also, no, I won’t give you a “sweet deal because it’s almost Black Friday, that doesn’t have shit to do with me.To top it all off, don’t try to play your dumb sympathy cards on me. “Oh I just really need this bike for a good price my mom fell and broke her hip and just got out of the hospital.” What the hell does that have to do with motorcycles? You’re just gonna go out and have fun on a bike while your mom sits and watches John Wayne nursing a broken hip? via /r/motorcycles https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/9ysrjs/what_is_it_about_selling_a_motorcycle_that/?utm_source=ifttt