Hauling asscrack and impulse control issues, a video introspective.

Pulling the video from the Santa Cruz DoTD ride off the GSXR DVR for archival, here's a highlight that stood out.I'm in leisure mode putting Old Man GSXR down Soquel San Jose Rd at the tail-end of the pack when surprise... some unwashed methed-out hill scoggin who wasn't part of the ride divebombs in front of me from a side road without so much as a shoulder-check. After proceeding to scare the shit out of himself with whiskey throttle he then decides to park it in front of me so I don't miss the glaring fact that most of his ass is hanging out the back of his shorts. I annoy him with the Stebel Nautilus on the GSXR because well, that's fun to do. I wait for him to figure out what side of the road he wants to be on, I pass when it's safe, watch my mirrors to make sure the Guzzi behind me and the ride sweep pass clean without issues, and then I nope the fuck out with a little throttle.He proceeds to follow the pack down the hill into town, nearly stacking while doing swervies for no apparent reason as if to scream, "Hey, I'm a wacked out attention whore dressed like a bondage rodeo clown ready to be shot out of a circus cannon! look at me everybody!"He turned off shortly after the pack hooked right, and he was out of sight / out of mind with no additional stupid human tricks.Note: This isn't me saying "OMG I ALMOST DIED" or some sensationalist youtuber shit, I pegged this idiot for an idiot who would probably do some idiot thing long before I even bothered to roll out of the throttle. It got a laugh out of me at the time, and I figured some here might find it amusing as well.This is the dude that people who dislike motorcyclists picture in their head when talking about how much they dislike motorcyclists because of the stupid shit they see them do.It's in 1080p, only a minute twenty-eight long, and gets right to the point - enjoy - https://vimeo.com/371073094 via /r/motorcycles https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/drxfsw/hauling_asscrack_and_impulse_control_issues_a/?utm_source=ifttt