Secondary uses for a motorcycle: Javelina Deterrent.

I live in Tucson very close to the desert and we get literal swarms of Javelinas rampaging through the neighborhood turning over trash cans and generally running lives. Also they are aggressive as fuck ESPECIALLY if babies are near and in all honesty if it came between one of the adults and any dog I'd put solid money on the Javelina unless it was a genuine police trained K-9.For those that don't live in Satan's Sandbox Javelinas are cousins of wild boar but instead of being solitary animals or small group animals they travel in droves.Anyway my 8 year old was asked to take out the trash, which is already on the curb, and I'm told that "The Javelinas are coming, hundreds (30) of them"I tell her to come inside and not worry about it and she asks why I can't scare them away. I advise her that nothing short of witnessing murder of thier own kind will scare the bastards. This conversation transpires in the garage and she asks "What about the bike?"So my pajama'd bare foot helmetless ass (I'm usually VERY ATGATT but I didn't think I was going to do anything more than just backing it out) I wound up maneuvering very slowly around the neighborhood and slamming my throttle as much as I can slowly corralling them back out to the desert hellmouth from whence they came. Made it back home safely and my kiddo immediately reprimands my lack of helmet and asks if she can ride her bicycle barefoot. A couple neighbors yelled at me (it was dark but only 730) until they realized what I was doing. I'm frankly surprised it worked, thank you little R3.Pardon my stupidly long exposition but I wanted to get past the short post blocker. Anyone ever play thier bike in attack mode? via /r/motorcycles https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/d6r7e8/secondary_uses_for_a_motorcycle_javelina_deterrent/?utm_source=ifttt